Unfortunatley, a lot of these are inspired by some stuff that happened with my girlfriend... xD [she lives in America, while I'm in England, SEE WHAT I DID THERE].

But srsly. In the words of America, this story can "suck on my jingle bells".

THIS WAS NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO HAVE SMUT WHAT.
Fml. I hate writing. Why can't I fucking draw or some other bullshit.

gaiz comment lol.

I'm going to thank everyone here for the 's purely because there's so many of you, and I'm lazy, lol.
Srsly tho. Thank you! ;-;